Our friend Mike doesn't watch any sort of basketball, but he loves to use stupid systems to pick his NCAA bracket every season. This year, he went with a team's best names. This is simply too good not to post. In the first round, a team's entire roster will be considered. Beyond that, only a team's superstar name (not the same as the name of the team's superstar) will be considered. His analysis follows. Enjoy. (Also, apologies on formatting -- I will try to fix it later.)
1st Round:
Kansas: Brady Morningstar, Mario Chalmers, Chase Buford
Portland: Deonte Huff
Easy choice.
UNLV: Wink Adams, Troy Cage, Rene Rougeau, Mareceo Rutledge
Kent St.: Haminn Quaintance
Damn Haminn is a sweet name. Troy Cage beats sweet, though.
Clemson: Demontez Stitt, Zavier Anderson, K.C. Rivers
Villanova: Dante Cunningham
Vanderbilt: Keegan Bell, Darshawn McClellan, George Drake, Jermaine Beal
Siena: Darius Haddix, Ryan Rossiter
USC: O.J. Mayo, RouSean Cromwell
Kansas St: Clent Stewart
Ovinton J’Anthony.
Wisconsin: Wquinton Smith, Tanner Bronson, Morris Cain
Cal State Fullerton: Marcio Lassiter
Gonzaga: Austin Daye
Davidson: Stephen Rossiter, Can Civi
Can Civi? I don’t know, but I like it.
Georgetown: DaJuan Summers, Austin Freeman
UMBC: Cavell Johnson
Boring.
2nd Round:
Kansas: Brady Morningstar
UNLV: Troy Cage
Less ostentatious.
Clemson: K.C. Rivers
Siena: Darius Haddix
USC: O.J. Mayo
Wisconsin: Tanner Bronson
Davidson: Can Civi
Georgetown: DaJuan Summers
Sweet 16:
UNLV: Troy Cage
Siena: Darius Haddix
USC: O.J. Mayo
David: Can Civi
Elite 8:
UNLV: Troy Cage
USC: O.J. Mayo
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