Our friend Mike doesn't watch any sort of basketball, but he loves to use stupid systems to pick his NCAA bracket every season. This year, he went with a team's best names. This is simply too good not to post. In the first round, a team's entire roster will be considered. Beyond that, only a team's superstar name (not the same as the name of the team's superstar) will be considered. His analysis follows. (Also, apologies on formatting -- I will try to fix it later.)
1st Round:
UCLA: Chace Stanback, Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, Darren Collison
Miss Valley St: Stanford Speech
Chase Stanback wins, as we’re sure it’s a proper name.
BYU: Lamont Morgan Jr., Nick Martineau, Jimmer Fredette
Texas A&M: Andrew Darko, Beau Muhlbach
Drake: Leonard Houston, Kit Avery, Klayton Korver, Tyson Dirks
West Kentucky: Tyrone Brazelton, Desire Gabou, A.J. Slaughter,
A.J. Slaughter.
Connecticut: Jerome Dyson, Donnell Beverly, A.J. Price
San Diego: Trumaine Johnson, Clinton Houston
Purdue: Chad Sutor, Garrett Mocas, Chris Kramer, Tarrance Crump, Keaton Grant
Baylor: Mamadou Diene, LaceDarius Dunn, Tweety Carter
Xavier: Charles Bronson, Adrion Graves, Dante Jackson
Georgia: Troy Brewer, Terrance Woodbury
This was over once I saw Charles Bronson.
West Virginia: Da'Sean Butler, Cam Thoroughman, Cameron Payne, Wellington Smith, Ted Talkington
Arizona: Chase Budinger, Zane Johnson, Jerryd Bayless,
Duke: Lance Thomas, Nolan Smith, Martynas Pocius
Belmont: Shane Dansby, Keaton Belcher,
2nd Round:
UCLA: Chace Stanback
Texas A&M: Beau Muhlbach
W. Kentucky: A.J. Slaughter
San Diego: Clinton Houston
Purdue: Keaton Grant
Xavier: Charles Bronson
West Virginia: Cam Thoroughman / Wellington Smith
Belmont: Shane Dansby
Sweet 16:
UCLA: Chace Stanback
W. Kentucky: A.J. Slaughter
Tough call here.
Xavier: Charles Bronson
West Virginia: Cam Thoroughman / Wellington Smith
Elite 8:
UCLA: Chace Stanback
Xavier: Charles Bronson
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