There's Damage to Report

Check out Kyle Lowry's line from tonight: 31 minutes, 17 points, 2/5 FG, 13/14 FT, 5 rebounds, 5 assists, 6 turnovers, 5 fouls.

Sadly, I was away from my television set the entire day and couldn't watch the game. Can someone provide an eyewitness account? I need to know more. I have a general idea of what it looked like given his style and my love for it, but that's no substitute.

At any rate, I submit that this is the Kyle Lowry statline.

Watch the Tapes

I would have written an ecstatic, intoxicated post on LeBron's motherfucker of a game last night, but I decided to hitch my star to a major that schedules important events during the greatest sporting events ever, so I still haven't seen anything other than the last overtime. So, my humble request of our admittedly less-than-gigantic readership is: does anyone have a tape or DVD of this game that they can send me (either electronically or escargotically)? I will obviously pay any shipping and production costs and be in your debt for a long time. Hit up the comments if you can help out.